Hello?
Hello, is this Mike?
Yeah. Who’s this?
I talked to Scott earlier and your number’s on here.
You do realize it’s three in the morning.
Yeah.
So this better be good.
I want to know about the team.
*rustle* What do you want to know?
How many people do you have?
24.
You’re all gay?
Most of us. You don’t have to be gay to join.
So if I’m not, that’s okay?
Yes, that’s fine.
How famous is the team?
Pretty well known in PRIMUS. A lot of times they send us their misfits.
I’m not a misfit. I was an A student in high school. I was famous back home.
A famous hero? What’s your name?
Moonshadow.
Sorry, I don’t know it.
I wasn’t a hero. I got a year of community service. Which is totally bogus.
I’m sure. Look, we’re going to have a party tonight, why don’t you come?
A party?
Yes. For one of our guys. He just finished his community service. You can talk to him.
Um, okay. Where’s it at?
Our base. Call me at a more reasonable hour and bring something of yours so I can track you and teleport you there.
Kay, *beep-beep*
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*sleepily* Hello?
Is this Aries? …
