{"id":223,"date":"2015-12-09T20:20:54","date_gmt":"2015-12-10T00:20:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grimaulkin.com\/ljacob-today\/?p=223"},"modified":"2015-12-09T20:20:54","modified_gmt":"2015-12-10T00:20:54","slug":"i-dont-do-romance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/grimaulkin.com\/ljacob-today\/?p=223","title":{"rendered":"I don&#8217;t do romance"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Writing a romance is hard.<\/p>\n<p>I read a book about writing romance, that basically gave out a boiler template of how to plot your romance. Fill in the blanks and off you go.<\/p>\n<p>I actually used tarot cards to figure out a plot and characters. It came up as a romance. Good, romance is good because that&#8217;s a very hot market. Paranormal romance is a really big market too, so yeah, I can see this. And YA romance? It has its own shelf in B&amp;N. I&#8217;m in for this.<\/p>\n<p>So the plot is that a girl, who doesn&#8217;t know she&#8217;s part mermaid, spends a summer in a seaside fishing town, gets in the ocean, changes into a mermaid, is seduced by the mer-prince, refuses for the human that she left on land, and comes back to land to spend the rest of her summer with the landlubber.<\/p>\n<p>Beautiful.<\/p>\n<p>But I can&#8217;t get the MC\u00a0to get beyond a\u00a0bundle of nerves and fear. She&#8217;s acting like Bella. But then, from what i&#8217;ve skimmed, most of the YA girls are either feisty bitches or dingbats. Making her feisty would overshadow the hero. Making her a dingbat would just be a Twilight ripoff.<\/p>\n<p>How difficult it is to be original. I was thinking of giving it up but I haven&#8217;t gotten any other ideas.<\/p>\n<p>Yet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Writing a romance is hard. I read a book about writing romance, that basically gave out a boiler template of how to plot your romance. Fill in the blanks and off you go. I actually used tarot cards to figure &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/grimaulkin.com\/ljacob-today\/?p=223\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-223","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-inspiration","category-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/grimaulkin.com\/ljacob-today\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/223","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/grimaulkin.com\/ljacob-today\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/grimaulkin.com\/ljacob-today\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grimaulkin.com\/ljacob-today\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grimaulkin.com\/ljacob-today\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=223"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/grimaulkin.com\/ljacob-today\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/223\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":224,"href":"https:\/\/grimaulkin.com\/ljacob-today\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/223\/revisions\/224"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/grimaulkin.com\/ljacob-today\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=223"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grimaulkin.com\/ljacob-today\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=223"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grimaulkin.com\/ljacob-today\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=223"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}