{"id":171,"date":"2016-07-31T12:56:26","date_gmt":"2016-07-31T16:56:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grimaulkin.com\/800words\/?p=171"},"modified":"2016-07-31T12:56:26","modified_gmt":"2016-07-31T16:56:26","slug":"telephone-intake-interview","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/grimaulkin.com\/800words\/?p=171","title":{"rendered":"Telephone intake interview"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hello?<\/p>\n<p>Hello, is this Mike?<\/p>\n<p>Yeah. Who&#8217;s this?<\/p>\n<p>I talked to Scott earlier and your number&#8217;s on here.<\/p>\n<p>You do realize it&#8217;s three in the morning.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah.<\/p>\n<p>So this better be good.<\/p>\n<p>I want to know about the team.<\/p>\n<p>*rustle* What do you want to know?<\/p>\n<p>How many people do you have?<\/p>\n<p>24.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re all gay?<\/p>\n<p>Most of us. You don&#8217;t have to be gay to join.<\/p>\n<p>So if I&#8217;m not, that&#8217;s okay?<\/p>\n<p>Yes, that&#8217;s fine.<\/p>\n<p>How famous is the team?<\/p>\n<p>Pretty well known in PRIMUS. A lot of times they send us their misfits.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not a misfit. I was an A student in high school. I was famous back home.<\/p>\n<p>A famous hero? What&#8217;s your name?<\/p>\n<p>Moonshadow.<\/p>\n<p>Sorry, I don&#8217;t know it.<\/p>\n<p>I wasn&#8217;t a hero. I got a year of community service. Which is totally bogus.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure. Look, we&#8217;re going to have a party tonight, why don&#8217;t you come?<\/p>\n<p>A party?<\/p>\n<p>Yes. For one of our guys. He just finished his community service. You can talk to him.<\/p>\n<p>Um, okay. Where&#8217;s it at?<\/p>\n<p>Our base. Call me at a more reasonable hour and bring something of yours so I can track you and teleport you there.<\/p>\n<p>Kay, *beep-beep*<\/p>\n<p>~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p>*sleepily* Hello?<\/p>\n<p>Is this Aries? &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello? Hello, is this Mike? Yeah. Who&#8217;s this? I talked to Scott earlier and your number&#8217;s on here. You do realize it&#8217;s three in the morning. Yeah. So this better be good. I want to know about the team. *rustle* What do you want to know? How many people do&#8230; <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/grimaulkin.com\/800words\/?p=171\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5,6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/grimaulkin.com\/800words\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/grimaulkin.com\/800words\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/grimaulkin.com\/800words\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grimaulkin.com\/800words\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grimaulkin.com\/800words\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=171"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/grimaulkin.com\/800words\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":172,"href":"https:\/\/grimaulkin.com\/800words\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171\/revisions\/172"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/grimaulkin.com\/800words\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=171"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grimaulkin.com\/800words\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=171"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grimaulkin.com\/800words\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=171"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}